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Nope, this isn’t The Onion. It’s very real and very entertaining. A condom company in New York has decided to pay tribute to Mitt Romney by creating a rubber named after him. According to the website for Say It With A Condom, the Romney condom is for “elite penises” and serves as a safety net for those who use it. Here is the full product information:
Despite Mitt’s Inability To Stick To A Position, Romney Condoms Are Great For ANY Position.
Who’s the Romney Condom for? Anyone with an elitist penis.
Features and Benefits
Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them
This is one “safety net” that doesn’t have any holes
Keeps unemployment low by preventing additions to the work force.”
The Romney condoms are made for any position you take, so flip flopping is totally fine. This is perhaps the only condom in production that’s specially made so that the wealthy can screw the poor. It’s definitely something to chuckle about, but as funny as I think this is, I’m surprised and disappointed that this company didn’t make a Santorum condom for gay men. Now THAT would be hilarious.
